Never one to shy away from a disagreement, I may have perfected the art of the jaw-dropping comeback. Avoid a post-quarrel “I wish I had said” moment by adding one of these to your argument arsenal ; victory guaranteed!
1. “If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
2. “I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.”
3. “Remember when I asked for your opinion? No, me neither?”
4.”Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
5. “If you’re cooler than me, that would make me HOTTER than you!
6. “I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong”
7. “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person”
8. “I “don’t care what you think about me! I don’t think about you at all!”
9. “Ugly starts with U and Awesome ends with ME”
10. “I Googled “who gives a shit”, my name wasn’t in the search results.